when no-one was looking..

..jerome pretended his hotdog was a penis and started to suck on it.

And upon laying the plate down...

Galink the Tard, realized he had yet again forgotten to add the magic salsa. A very necessary ingredient when presenting the Gods with a dish of Appeasement Burritos.

His people were again doomed to another 20 years of shitty crops.

he told people he slept on it wrong, but..

..jerome's back pain was the result of poor stretching and trying to suck his own cock.

after a tearful goodbye..

..jerome deleted the digital photo he took of his biggest shit.

shitty comic experiment

success!

Although...

...it raised no money or awareness for anything in particular, "Pinch Across America" was enjoyed and endured by all who participated.

after that day of farting..

..jerome's tidy whiteys became really shitty.

even after 18 months alone to practice on his pillow..

..jerome was still shitty at sex.

after that 6 hour porno..

..jerome had masturbated 11 times...a new personal best.

too bad..

..jerome got a boner on the train...but it was the best boner he ever had. It felt sooo good.

unfortunately..

..jerome's dick skin had bunched-up pretty bad around his pee hole and he totally missed the urinal.

All in all..

Franklin Von Zombie turned out to be a pretty chill neighbor.

everyone knew..

...jerome had jerked-off. He smelled like cum and he had pieces of kleenex stuck to his hand.

Singing in the bathtub was ok...

...but Sammy loved puddles best.

Suddenly...

....Farmer Thomson was struck with the notion that he had, over the years, consumed thousands upon thousands of children of the chickens in his coop. Entire chicken generations had passed through his system.


Weird.

As Chinsoo...

...donned his helmet he knew there was no turning back. The fight for the jungle was on.

Marvelous.

"Mustachio" the rabbit had once again appeared to Alfredo.

The wheat...

...is what always got Bert going. Sometimes you can catch a glimpse of him at sundown.

The ocean..

..always re-energized Grumball. Without fail.

Despite...

...all the well intentioned warnings, the kids of Chelton Street couldn't resist playing "Plastic Bag People of Altron 2078."

clink!...

...it's CANADA DAY eh