The Libido...

A warm hello and thank you...

...from the head offices of Hickee Inc.

Hickee would like to pause for a moment and just thank the fans and supporters out there for "git'n it done" and "bringin' it home" and whatnot. If it wasn't for that groundswell of appreciation we feel here on a daily basis, why I don't know what would be happening at the ivory towers we call Hickee Inc. More'n likely we'd probably just continue makin' fart jokes and inappropriate innuendoes for our own amusement, but maybe not.

You fans out there make the difference and warm old man Hickee's heart. Bless every one-a ya.

If ever you were gonna post a comment on the Hickee Hub now would be the time to do it. Go on, just jot a few notes down and post it for public consumption. You'd make one old man awful happy, darn ya.

And if'n your not up to it or just plain not man enough. Wellll, that's fine. Because Hickee's gonna just keep posting the same crap we've always been posting here anyway.


Yours with love and some affection,


Old man Hickee

Death Defying

Death in the Dust

Frozen Hell

If the MF'er wasn't orange...

...then Jimmy had no time for it.

He didn't know what had changed.

But there was no denying that bath time just wasn't fun anymore for Ronald.

And as his canoe slipped under the bridge...

...Tom began to get a very sick feeling in his gut. It was now obvious that the People of Wood had been lying to him all along.

Percy and Satan part 2

And as he finished...

...installing the last mirror in his basement, Jordan wondered if, perhaps, he'd made the wrong choice in aesthetics.

No one even knew...

...how old man Willard was able to climb up on that fence post. But there he was, like clockwork, every damn morning.

When he could stand it no more...

...Edgar proceeded to turn around slowly and give the "look" to the rest of the restaurant.